I am puke
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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