I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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