im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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