never play flip cup with pint glasses
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
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I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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