I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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