We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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