I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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