moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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