Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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