You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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