I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Even my vagina gasped.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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