Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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