i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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