This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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