sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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