his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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