well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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