Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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