Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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