is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
