Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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