Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.