You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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