ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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