she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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