your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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