she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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