i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
