you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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