So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
