its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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