My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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