I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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