Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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