My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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