Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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