What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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