I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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