he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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