Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I need moral support for this bender
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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