babies were throwing up all over the place
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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