i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
