My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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