Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
be right there i have to get my cape
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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