is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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