they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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