You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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