exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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