Sry I called you an 8
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The Olympian is in my bed
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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