no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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