i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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