dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
We named our party play list daddy issues
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
