It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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