I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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