Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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