It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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