How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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