problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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