Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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