at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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